Posted by Overflow August 25th, 2008

Vapour, I dedicate this one to you bro. Come home safe.

I cannot wait to meet all you crazy fucks at Blizzcon this October!

Posted by Overflow August 22nd, 2008

So M’uru……. This guy is a sonofabitch. We’re about half way through p1 but we definately have the adds undercontrol now. So now it’s time to push a little harder and get into p2 and rock this joint.

This is probably going to be our key to success:

Posted by Overflow August 3rd, 2008

\m/ is not for metal but for \M/uru. Duh! Tonight we are going to go head-to-head with the beast Muru. I just thought I’d start the victory cry right now with this picture of our raid plan. Muru is going down bitches.

Posted by Crystania July 28th, 2008

Multiple choice time! The Eredar Twins went down like…

A) a raid boss with Affinity’s boot in her ass
B) Dman’s mom on a date with Foshizzlebiz
C) a dead hooker who thought she’d get paid
D) Reisuki after I took out the gag

The answer is… well, uh, there’s really no wrong answer to this one, they’re all pretty accurate (though I’m leaning a little towards D, personally). In any case, beautiful work all around; only 2 days of attempts, and down they go. I had thought they’d put up a little more of a fight, honestly, after seeing all the pics of them in action. Have you seen this one?

Fake? What? Fuck you, I don’t care. Have they put out a sex tape yet?

Since our raid is 80% male (holy shit, only 80%?!), I was expecting the fishnet stockings to get the better of us for quite a bit longer. But ya know what? It turns out it’s hard to have a circle jerk when the bitch in the middle keeps trying to set you on fire. So yeah, smacking her down was the natural thing to do, and we can ogle them more next week anyhow.

**Not Pictured: Dhamman and Clyche. You remember them don’t you? They’re the fags that were playing grab-ass in the Felmyst killshot pic. Guess what they were doing once again; you got it - playin’ grab-ass again. Fags. **

Okay. I can’t get over this 80% thing. We seriously had 5 women in the raid for the kill, and not one of them failed to the ledge boss. None! Many would have you believe it’s cause they were all too busy in the kitchen making us sammiches, but the truth is, they just didn’t fuck up. Rifkin’s gonna be in denial for months on this one…. >.< On the other hand, we had no less than 7 male members take the plunge over these past two days, for a grand total of something like 4567309g in repair bills and an extra hour and a half of rezzing and rebuffing. Nice job guys.

Next on the menu?

Posted by Overflow July 22nd, 2008

Oh yah? Didn’t you hear? We totally fucking killed Felmyst. Bitch be dead, thanks to Chaisey’s sexual help. You see, we were trying to work her good with The Spocker for a couple hours and everything was going okay, but okay just isn’t good enough. Blueballin’ snuck up behind Felmyst and dropped The Show Stopper on her ass like he does Clyche’s ex-wife and the big bone dragon fell over dead right then and there! I can’t believe it was just that simple!

YaY for Affinity!

After Dhamman won his dwarven sled, Alaurinore bid Jakk style on his new slippers, then Raydir like all Jews took what he wanted - I guess he wanted to be a tooty fruity fairy with Al. Last but not least, Roacha grabbed his balls and finally took some shit he wanted, wewt for vanquisher boots.

After we downed that dragon we decided to go on a little thing we like to call a Queer Hunt in Affinity. That’s right, I’m sure you’ve guessed it by now - we totally Rodney King us a queer. I have photographic evidence of this rare, but awesome game of gentlemen (and ladies). Enjoy!